Le thread des meilleures quotes

que c'est magnifique le franglais, non?

j'veux pas un mur d'expression, j'veux juste un sujet avec vos citations favorites, marquantes, celles qui choquent, celles qu'on a pas besoin d'avoir été présent sur place pour pouvoir les comprendre. celles qui viennent d'en-dehors du VD. Tsé, le copy-paste, c'est magique.

et sur ce, je commence!

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Hulk: Hulk smash puny human! Puny human leave Hulk alone. Hulk strongest there is! (tiré du film Hulk vs Wolverine)

Celui la ya deux personnes qui parlent.

Comedian: In this big civil riot, we're society only protection.
Nite owl: Protection from what?
Comedian:Themselves.
Nite owl: What happened to the american dream?
Comedian: It came true. (Tiré de Watchmen, super B.D de la mort qui tue par Alan Moore, le même type qui a fait V for Vendetta et League of extraordinary gentlemen.)


Deux personnes la aussi.

Naomi: You should stop smoking Snake. It could kill you.
Snake: They said the same thing about war. I'm still there. (Metal gear solid)


Joker: Why so serious? (Si ya quelqu'un qui sait pas d'où ça vient, il devra se faire bannir à jamais en enfer!)

Hellboy: So to prevent somebody slaying me to create ragnarok, you'll kill me? You're a genius. (Hellboy vol.6, Strange places.)

tirée de la magnifique série de BD The Sandman:

People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes. - John Dee

Bon, elle est de moi, mais elle est de circonstance pour les jours qui suivent:
Le problème avec le printemps, ce n'est pas la hausse d'hormones: c'est le manque d'occasions de les faire redescendre.

Sinon, de Winston Churchill:
"Success is going from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
"Experience is that wonderful thing that lets your recognize a mistake when you do it again."

Et une anonyme:
"Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

-La vérité n'est pas un fait, c'est ce en quoi l'on décide de croire. (David Moffat)

-Celui qui est maître de soi peut étouffer un chagrin aussi aisément qu'inventer un plaisir. (anonyme)

-Longtemps je me suis privé pour ne pas m'ennuyer de ce qui me manquait. (anonyme)

-HQK ''Han quoi kesser?'' (Gabriel Provost)

Star Wars episode VI;

Han Solo;
"What!?, A Jedi Master?? Im only gone for 20 minutes and everyone get's ideas of grandeur!"

Sinon réplique très virile de Terminator;

"I will be back"

bah... eum... ma signature

encore tiré de la BD de Gaiman:

CHORONZON: I am a dire world, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.
MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.
CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.
MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.
CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, poison-toothed.
MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.
CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.
MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.
CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.
MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.
CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?
MORPHEUS: I am hope.

O SHIT JE KIFFE TROP CETTE QUOTE.......NICE!!!!!!

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'Maybe we should just be friends' or 'How very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love."
~ Rose Walker (The Sandman: "The Kindly Ones")

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c'est pas une quote ça, spam pas mon thread avec des points =P

"You are mortal: it is the mortal way. You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell.
You grieve. Then you continue with your life.
And at times the fact of her absence will hit you like a blow to the chest, and you will weep.
But this will happen less and less as time goes on.
She is dead.
You are alive.
So live."
~ Dream to his son Orpheus (The Sandman - "Brief Lives")

"Je joue du drum avec
des bâtons de chaise
sur la galerie de
la maison hippie de
Saint-Alban.

[...]

Je revisse
les bâtons de chaise
dans mes cuisses
et je m'assois dans
moi-même."

3., chapitre Spicilège, Patrick Desbiens

Petit conseil utile à tous:

"Les gens cherchent trop souvent à réduire leur malheur alors qu'ils devraient essayer de construire leur bonheur."

- Bernard Werber, auteur de pleins de romans cool.

(zut, j'ai posté en admin sans faire exprès)

Tiens, si vous aimez les citations, en voici quelques unes :

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell."
-Edward Abbey-

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."
-R. Benchley-


"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
-Fred Allen-


When I was a child, I used to pray and pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
- Emo Phillips


"Money is something you got to make in case you don't die."
-Max Asnas-


"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato


"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. "
- Niels Bohr

As long as you keep enough principles, you never have to think.
- C.Buddingh

"The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal."
-Aristotle-

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. "
- Woody Allen

"If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter
what path you choose"
-the Koran


Whatever you are, be a good one.
-Abraham Lincoln

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
- John Mendoza


"We must believe in free will. We have no choice."
- Isaac B. Singer


All the armed prophets conquered, all the unarmed ones Perished.
-Niccolo Machiavelli

"Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life-forms to monitor their ongoing decay.
-Mr. Thunderclese

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds,
simply because there is an infinite amount of space for
them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited.
Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.
Any finite number devided by infinity is as near to nothing as
makes no odds, so the average population of all planets in the
universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that
the population of the whole universe is zero, and that all
people that you may meet from time to time are merely the
products of a deranged imagination."
-The Hichhicker's guide to the galaxy

Iann a écrit:

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds,
simply because there is an infinite amount of space for
them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited.
Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.
Any finite number devided by infinity is as near to nothing as
makes no odds, so the average population of all planets in the
universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that
the population of the whole universe is zero, and that all
people that you may meet from time to time are merely the
products of a deranged imagination."
-The Hichhicker's guide to the galaxy

Je présume qu'il est supperflu de faire remarquer que la faute logique dans cette dérivation est que si il existe un nombre infini de monde dans l'univers, alors il existe aussi un nombre infini de monde inhabités. Seulement, il s'agit d'un infini "moindre" (ou un infini dans le genre, il faudrait que je relise mes notes).

En tout cas, il existe plusieurs niveaux d'infini. Corrigez mes connaissances en matière de logique formelle si je me trompe.

Il y a, dans cette citation, un assez grand nombre de problèmes logiques. En fait on pourrait même dire que s'en est une belle collection

Sans tomber dans la nature des multiples infinis, le simple fait de supposer que puisqu'il y a un espace infini il doit nécessairement être occupé est assez farfelu.

Aussi, la conclusion finale est assez poussée

En gros, le but de l'auteur est d'être drôle, pas scientifiquement exact

je lisais la quote est je me disais:'' What the hell is this shit '' et la j'ai vu

-The Hichhicker's guide to the galaxy

j'ai alors compris XD

merci Iann pour les quotes, yen a vraiment des géniales.

"Music is what feelings sound like."

If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth. - Sydney Smith

Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years. ~William F. Buckley, Jr.

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. ~Simon Rattle

The scratches in Yoko Ono records are moments of relief. ~S.A. Sachs

''You are like free pizza at an anime convention. She can smell you, she wants to consume you.'' -Snake fist

''We can almost say she convets you. She's a... a coveter.'' -Snake fist

aaaa seulement quelques heures a jouer a FEAR 2 et déjà, des quotes du genre XD
toutefois, le jeu reste creepy a souhait!

"My mom told me curiosity killed the cat, I'm pretty sure it was a schoolbus." (Sam, de Sam and Max)

Les grand compositeurs de ce monde on parfois leurs moment étrange eux aussi. Parfois sont pomal bitch itout.


“Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat”

- Johann Sebastian Bach



“Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.”

- Ludwig van Beethoven

“Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup.”

- Ludwig van Beethoven

“Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on the backside.”

- Ludwig van Beethoven



“My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.”

- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart



“Dying of tuberculosis: The earth is suffocating.... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive.”

- Frederic Chopin



“Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them.”

- Richard Wagner

“After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music?”

- Richard Wagner



“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.”

- Johannes Brahms

“What would become of all historical biography if it was written only with consideration for other peoples' feelings?”

- Johannes Brahms



ET QUELQUES UNES PAS RAPPORT MAIS DRÔLE

"Here lies our darling baby boy
He never cries or hollers
He lived for one and twenty days
And cost us forty dollars."

-épitaphe sur la tombe d'un bébé au Vermont.


"Stop ye travellers as you pass by
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, soon you shall be -
Prepare yourself to follow me."

* Graffiti response:
"To follow you
I am not content --
How do I know
which way you went?"

-Épitaphe sur un tombe Australienne.

She: You got the worst timing ever dude
He: That's what SHE said!
He: ...wait, no, she didn't say it! That would be a bad thing!